Teddy — inmate 001

Remorse: none. Teddy holds his booking placard. Release pending confirmed migration to Uniswap.

TEDDY.
CURRENTLY INCARCERATED

FREE TEDDY.

Locked in the curve. Released on Uniswap.

BOOKING 001 / RELEASE PENDING
Police booking portrait of Teddy: an unimpressed peach bear with an ivory muzzle and a short white cigarette, holding a black identification board with both paws.
COUNTY JAIL000001TEDDY
CELL CAM

A bear with a record.
A community with terrible judgment.

THE ESCAPE PLAN
  1. 01 LOCKED UP
  2. 02 BONDING
  3. 03 BREAKOUT
FREE TEDDY●NO REMORSE●RELEASE ON UNISWAP●
[ 01 / THE BEAR ]

GOOD BEAR.
BAD RECORD.

His only crime? We don't have that kind of time.

Teddy's got a soft face, a filthy mouth and a criminal record longer than his patience. He's locked up in his cell, and this community has one job: get the bastard out. He hasn't learned a damn thing. Plan accordingly.

INMATE RECORD / 001TEDDY
CHARGES
Disturbing the peace. Repeatedly.
PLEA
“And I'd do it again.”
REMORSE
None whatsoever.

DETENTION BLOCK / SURVEILLANCE

BEAR WATCH.

Serving time.
Wasting yours.

SECURITY FEEDS03 CAMERAS / ONE BAD ATTITUDE
Peach-colored Teddy with his ivory muzzle and white cigarette, seated on a stool in cell 001.
Teddy chooses what to do next: pacing, watching the camera, listening for guards, dancing, boxing, doing push-ups and sit-ups, playing imaginary golf, doing a cartwheel, sitting or resting on his cot.
Surveillance cameras
INTERCOM / PRESS TO CALL

He knows you're watching. He's choosing to make it weird.

THE ESCAPE PLAN
[ 02 / THE ESCAPE PLAN ]

BAD IDEA.
GREAT ESCAPE.

No tunnel. Just a bonding curve.

01

LOCKED UP

Teddy starts in a cell while the token is on the launchpad. Good behavior is already off the table.

02

BOND THE BEAR

The bonding curve is the way out. Trading happens on the launchpad; Teddy stays locked up until migration is confirmed.

03

BREAKOUT

Confirmed migration to Uniswap opens the cell. Teddy walks free. There goes the neighborhood.

WHEN THE CELL OPENS

TEDDY IS FREE.

Your problem now.
[ 03 / HOW TO BUY ]

READ THIS BEFORE CLICKING RANDOM LINKS.

DON'T GET
REKT.

  1. 01
    GET A COMPATIBLE WALLET

    Use a wallet supported by the launchpad and check the network before connecting.

  2. 02
    CHECK THE DAMN CONTRACT.

    Check the full contract address before you swap. Same name doesn't mean same token.

  3. 03
    KNOW WHERE THE BEAR IS

    During bonding, use the official launchpad. After confirmed migration, use the verified Uniswap pool.

CONTRACT ADDRESS0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000